GolbezMom

A large sack of fat, also known as "GolbezMom".

Guy 1: "Aw man, this chick is so fat!"
Guy 2: "How fat?"
Guy 1: "GolbezMom fat!"
Guy 2: "...Oh lord..."

by Mr Timworth May 15, 2006

Glubbering

The act by which one ponders either past or future actions, typically of a regretful nature. Often associated with morning after shakes due to a night of heavy drinking or talking to questionable members of the opposite sex.

Bob was just sitting there on the couch glubbering, one hand in a bag of potato chips and the other in his pants.

by Derek Andersen March 10, 2009

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Goldberging

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015

glubo

an amazing fictional game console created by ai and greenskullai

on humanornot.ai
- do you love glubo?
- more than my life.

by stysan May 13, 2023

Big Glub

An affectionate name for a significant other.

Almost like saying Love with a speech impediment.

Girl: "I love you so much my big Glub"
Guy: "Stop calling me that."

by MarBear November 20, 2013

Rube Goldberg

Unnecessarily complicated design or construction, to do something simple.

The water filled the bucket, the bucket weighed down causing a lever to move, causing a radio to turn on, causing vibrations and moving a ping pong ball down a small slope of wood, causing a domino chain to fall and to hit a switch, causing a light bulb to turn on. That is a Rube Goldberg

by ExoSkeletalProgrammer November 19, 2020