gobsmacked

When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days

I was gobsmacked by her stupidity

by Buttershots February 22, 2019

Gobstomp

Similar to curb stomping, gobstomping is the action of destroying somebody with your own physical force. Annihilating somebody with such pure power and vigor, leaves the person incapacitated beyond belief.

Sadie the dumb bitch walked up upon me. I said "Why the fuck are you talking to me". Then I proceeded to gobstomp her until there were no remains.

by benitomosquito October 27, 2020

Gobshite

Irish slang for an idiot. Also Goby, (short for Gobshite)

I dont want anything to do with him, he is such a gobshite.

Look at that goby over there.

by Billy-boy August 12, 2007

gobshite

a person who talks alot of shite

the arsenal manager is a gobshite

by sparxx September 27, 2003

gobs

Like loads, but with an element of stickiness

I've got gobs of gumballs in my mouth

by Bungalow Bill October 17, 2001

gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Gogs

the term "gogs" is used as a reference to any person that has any type of glasses or visual gear. It is usually yelled as a quick statement with the purpose of diminishing the person's security, therefore causing them to feel insecure about their eye wear.

Gary: "Haha, look at devin! He has some gogs on today!"

Jeremy: "What a flamestacker, he hella crams. Those gogs look like something james worthy used to wear!"

by L3M0NZ April 11, 2008