Gaysturbation

When you have sex with a clone of yourself.

Person 1: If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
Person 2: Nah fam, It's gaysturbation.

by ProfessorPancakes June 1, 2018

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

by makinglunch May 11, 2018

Gaystapo

The organisation of queer people who will come for you if you're a straight couple trying to get married during pride month. It is Illegal for straight people to get married in June and the Gaystapo's Homolice will find you.

Bisexual, pansexual, and etc couples are not bound by these laws.

Caroline: "Stefan and I were planning a June wedding but then the Gaystapo found us and told us to stop. So now we're aiming for July."
Elizabeth: "Good call Care, If you're straight you do not want to mess with the Gaystapo. The Gaystapo will stay peaceful until you provoke them like you did."

by Dracyan June 21, 2022

gaystapo

militant homosexual activists. Instead of thugs they use lawyers to get thier way.

massachusetts has been taken over by the gaystapo

by supafly rabbi May 28, 2004

Gaystapo

The secret police force used by a fagtatorship to maintain power and control over society, forcing homosexuality, uniformity and obedience on all subjects of said society.

The Gaystapo are extensively used by the fagtatorial regime of 126 middlewood road.

by Fascist in Fascists clothing May 13, 2008

gaystride

To walk like a homosexual. This comes in handy if you are gay and are in need to hook up with another man but do not know if he is a homo. You can always tell by the gaystride

Oh Damn, check out that dudes gaystride.

by TheGoldenAsshole April 19, 2010

GayStation

A derogatory term for the Sony PlayStation. Originally coined by N64 Gamer (an Australian videogaming magazine) in the late 1990's. Can also be adapted to other Sony systems, Eg: GayStation 3 and GayStation Portable.

"The Nintendo 64 completely owns the Sony GayStation."

"People only bought GayStations so they could play burnt games on 'em."

"GayStation 3 blows. I hope it fails."

by Force-15 December 13, 2008