Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

Gand Marani

A girl who uses her ass to fuck boys or lesbian sex partner ; Hindi Word

Shila:Kal raat to Teri suhaag raat thi...kya kiya kya pati K saat bistar may?

Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...

Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!

by xXxPOISON X April 17, 2020

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Rahul Pappu Gandhi

It is a word similar to Chutiya, fool, Idiot, Stupid, dumbass, dhakkan, dumb ass.

You can say Like Sonu is totally Rahul Pappu Gandhi.
This will mean Sonu is a stupid, Idiot, fool and dumb ass person.

by FuckPakistan May 16, 2019

gandelman

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.

wow i wish my man was a gandelman

by happycore80 August 11, 2010

gandussy

Quoted as being the 8th wonder of the world, Gandussy has the properties of sandpaper grip, and super soaker moisture levels. This genetic wonder stemmed from tribes deep in the Sahara dessert, where in order to adapt to the harsh inhospitable climate, created an ooshy-gooshy super soaker to retain and recycle hydration levels.
Placed within Western society, the Gandussy has obtained an almost mythical reputation as a fountain of youth type of experience, transferring what was once a survival advantage, into a plethora of divine euphoria.

"That Ooshy-Gooshy, super soakin', sand paper gorilla grippin' Gandussy got me actin' a fool"

by GandussyConnoisseur May 22, 2022