Gabe

Everything positive

Wow, Stephen is such a Gabe.

by mackattack415 November 7, 2009

gabe

Gabe's are Always On, even when you don't want them to be. They're incredibly driven in all of their artistic pursuits. Definitely a moocher, a lover of food if you will. They tend to have commitment issues, and normally jump from one relationship into the next, until they find the perfect Teet. They are wizards at improv comedy and songwriting, and can write you a ballad of greatness that mostly pertains to bars, half-lit cigarettes, and best friends. Always the life of the party with a guitar in one hand and a Shocktop in the other. Has never shaved his pubes, but no one seems to mind. You'd like them.

"Oh great, Gabe's got the guitar. I'm going out for a cigarette."

by Marko Adriel Munoz April 3, 2017

Gabe

Gabe is a guy that gets a girl and looses her but gets her back later his eyes are brown and so is his hair gabe's are very rare to find.

Gabe's girl:omg I'm so happy gabe is my boyfriend

Girl 2:ya I'm so happy for you -jealous-

Gabe:hey babe

by lovemybfSOMUCH September 28, 2017

Gabe

Slang for the word butthole. Not used often but a very powerful insult. A Gabe can be referred to as a 𝓬𝓻𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓮. A person who calls you a “Gabe” intends on crushing your spirits.

1: Ugh! Henry you’re acting like a Gabe!
2: Person one: You know what… you’re such a GABE
Person two: IM GONNA CRY.

3: You smell like a gabe that hasn’t been washed since last March…

by Skrttoesfordinner June 26, 2021

Gabing

The act of constantly being on social media and/or posting excessively often.

John was gabing last night, when he was on his cell updating his status all night.

by A Friend 1001001 October 7, 2011

Gabe

Gabe's are scientifically proven to be the sexiest, most charming, and the smartest people alive. They tend to be the most likeable people as well and have a great sense of fashion and taste in food. If you ever find a Gabe just know that you should be grateful if you're in their presence.

Omg Gabe you look so attractive stop it.

by Pegasus243 November 23, 2021

gabing

Being unable to grow pubic hair and lack of puberty.

YOUR LITERALLY GABING SHUT THE FUCK UP

by wlopolka 2873 February 8, 2022