Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Mono-functional settlement

A settlement is where there is only one main industry.

A mono-functional settlement example is a cattle station.

by Kcirvam March 14, 2012

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018

Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.

Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )

by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 16, 2019

Multi-Functional Bathroom

The name speaks for itself. It had it's appearance in a YouTube Poop about How It's Made called Wow! It's Made! number 3. Apparently, barrels of beer have to be rolled into them so they can age.

"The barrels are rolled into a Multi-Functional Bathroom" - How It's Made Mystery Narrator.

by TheMysteryWordMaker August 19, 2019

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020