Gaylord fuk

Used as a curse word when you either hurt yourself or something goes wrong, something you're not happy with or nothing goes to plan..

"Male using hammer hits hand"..being defined as
..
Ahhh, nothing ever goes right 'YA Gaylord Fuk

by anonymous December 12, 2020

fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

by Gary_Preston June 24, 2007

dumb-fuk

a person that says something stupid.

so say your friend is talking and says " did you know that he fucked everyone" and you're like no shit you dumb-fuk.

by Carley Jo November 12, 2017

fat fuk

A person who is so fat that he sweats no matter what. It does not matter where you are or how hot or cold it is, you sweat.

Many obese (overweight) people have are a fatfuk.

If you are a fat fuck, you need to lose weight pronto.

You do NOT want to be a fat fuk.

It's 30 degrees outside each night this week and I sleep with the door to outside open with my AC on in my boxers. I sweat like a dog regardless.

You are such fat fuk.

by Kyle Careau December 11, 2007

wut fuk

Something Andy says a lot.

Andy: lololol xd
Someone else: whats metroid prime?
Andy: wut fuk

by Mike January 2, 2005

fuk tard

wen sum1 is a fukkin piece of shit

OMG! Thats so gross, u fuk tard!!!

by attitudegurl721 January 31, 2005

fuk nuckle

A term used to insult someone generally when they are not in your presenace, also used as a joking insult to a friend or mate with out using harsher terms like "Smacktard or Fuck Head"

May also be used if you fuck up your nuckles.. (probally cause you hit somthing HARD and people will probally call you a fuk nuckle for doing somthing that stupid)

"Man im sick of him hes a fuk nuckle"

"Hey fuk nuckle"

*BANG* "Rrr fuk my nuckle"

by VisOne March 25, 2003