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fuckshit monkeyballs

One who gives a blowjob while shitting, and he blows a load as big as monkey balls. also compared to a blumpkin, but better.
let's fuck and blow fuckshit monkeyballs
by fkmonkeyballking July 22, 2009
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Fujoshi

A women or girl who enjoys BL (boys love) or creates BL content.
It is a japanese term reclaimed by women, who were called "rotten" or "unmarriable" for liking gay content, which was seen as sinful. It was originally used by homophobic and mysogynistic men who used it to degrade women.
Fudanshi is used for male BL fans and Fujin for Non-Binary BL fans.
Hiyoko is a Fujoshi.
by Thace May 25, 2020
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fuckshitfuckshitfuck

Exclamation. describing state of panic.
fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;

Opening a parachute but to no effect.

Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.

Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.

Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.

Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
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fuckshit avenue

The point of absolute insanity, the loss of all reason and any care about anything and everything. May be reached as a result of extreme anger. Also used to refer to the state the human mind enters when it goes FUBAR under the care of powerful-ass drugs.
"Man, after he pulled that last one on me I was on the verge of fuckshit avenue."

After taking the overdose of LSD, she proceeed to take an hourlong trip down fuckshit avenue.
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fuckshitty

My day was shitty until my kiddie porn stash was found, now it's fuckshitty
by Hal Campbell July 12, 2004
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fuckshitassmonkey

A way of expressing feeling, such as anger, or when something goes wrong,or you "have" fucked up!
This is Fuckshitassmonkey bullshit!
by slimthuglife87 May 10, 2008
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Schrödinger's Fujoshi

A fan of Boys' Love manga (fujoshi) who engages in homoerotic shipping and creating fan content of fictional ships while simultaneously denouncing the "fujoshi" label due to internalized misogynistic/homophobic beliefs or a general misconception of the term.
Lucy has the case of schrödinger's fujoshi as insists she's not a fujoshi like those other girls who like her favorite gay pairing.
by AristotlexSocrates February 10, 2021
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