Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.

So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.

by jagerhall June 5, 2019

Fuckmain

A domain w/ a bad user interface

Man, new Reddit’s quite a fuckmain

by SoberMan October 20, 2020

fuckmare

n. A horrible situation that seems like one cannot get out of it at the time.

A combination of the words "fucking" and "nightmare".

This traffic is a total fuckmare.

by MercuryX23 May 28, 2006

fuckamajigger

1) An unknown, unusual or otherwise obtuse object used in sexual intercourse.
2) A word substituted for "penis" when a person is too high/ buzzed/ stoned/orgasmically blissful/ hit-about-the-head-as-a-child/ drunk, or otherwise mentally hindered, to remember the word "penis."
3) obscene variation of the word "thingamajigger"
4) a large windmill
5) an Irish step dancer who is eminently fuckable
6) word for a means to jump-start sex (for those of us too lazy for the word 'aphrodisiac')
7) another excuse to say "fuck" in one way or another

1) Person 1: "That...uhm...the fuckamajigger."
Person 2: "Sybian machine? Dildo? Vibrator?"
Person 1: "One of those."
2) Guy: "My uh...kicked me in my fuckamajigger. The thing I fuck with, that I use to fuck, that I put in the-"
Other Guy: "What have you been smoking and why have you not shared with me?"
3) "You know the think with the little whirly bits that smells like toast? The red one? You know, the fuckamajigger!"
4) "Damn that thing is huge! What a fuckamajigger."
5) "He starts up that Irish jig and I just wanna have 'im fuck me senseless."
"Hmm, I love a good fuckamajigger"
6) "I heard that dark chocolate is kind of a jump-start fuckamajigger."
7) "Fuck the fuckin' fuckers' fuckamajigger!"

by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

fuckmeat

Dude's term for a woman in whom he has no interest other than sex. Fuckmeat (or fuck meat) need not be trashy and filthy and slutty like a cum dumpster. Being fuck meat has more to do with dude's attitude towards HER than with her or her behavior. She may be a sweetheart that’s really all about him, and not at all a slut, but he's just not that into her, so to him, she’s just fuck meat. But at least she isn’t a cumdumpster.

"It's so sad to watch; Beth is SO into Rafael, but she's just fuckmeat to him."

by SFUrbanight February 15, 2009

fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006