Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.
by Wizard Sleeves February 14, 2009
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"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"
by cholrus March 11, 2010
Get the frosted danish mug.The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
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1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad
1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad
Alice: Babe? Have you found the condoms yet? I'm at 2000 Frustees here.
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!
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