frozen pickle

Froze in a state of erectness.

A possible side effect of viagra or ciallis, when an erection may last for more than 4 hours.

Dang honey, looks like you have got a frozen pickle!

by Sally Suave November 4, 2007

Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012

frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

by Dakoton July 22, 2017

is your pond frozen?

An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.

John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.

by BeatmasterB January 30, 2010

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.

Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

I was Frozen

The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.

Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"

by Dyonus October 7, 2009

Frozen banana pop

the sexual act of collecting enough semen to fill up a condom and then the said condom is frozen. Once the semen is frozen the condom is removed and only the penis shaped semen popsicle is left and inserted into a woman's vagina while she is sleeping. by the time she wakes up the semen pop is melted and the sperm has reached her ovaries.

My girlfriend cheated on me so to get back at her i gave her a frozen banana pop to get her pregnant without her ever knowing.

by Have-A-Fantastic-Norwich-Day October 13, 2010