Frank's Fridge

A gross old refrigerator that resides in one's garage. The name originates from the previous owner of the refrigerator -- usually some old guy named Frank who enjoys smoking cigarettes in the car with the windows up. The fridge is usually accompanied by old food stains, which are almost always sticky and have dog hair stuck in them. The outside color of the fridge was once white, but now is a discolored yellow hue with many rust stains. Most notable about the fridge is the distinct smell which permeates all food put inside of it. The smell is that of old man, cigarette smoke, wet dog, and rotting tomato sauce. It is also used to hide teenager's Bud Lights, as no one will ever find them there, as the family rarely ever ventures into Frank's Fridge.

Dad: There is no room inside of the refrigerator for my home-made soup, go put it out in Frank's Fridge.

Children: Nooooo! Don't do that or it will taste like crap!

Mom: Just put it in Franks, you weren't going to eat Dad's soup anyways.

by Hershey The Dog January 30, 2010

shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Please shut the fridge door

by rumii May 2, 2018

nigger fridge

1950s era rusted refridgerator with nothing but kool-aid and hot dog water in it.

Termaine opened his nigger fridge and was disappointed that his hoe finished off the mutha fuckin jungle juice.

by Darieth January 3, 2009

Fridge

A box that cools down food, thus preserving it for longer. What, were you expecting me to say its a word for anal sex or something? Get your mind out of the gutter.

Person 1: You know what a fridge is, right?
Person 2: What, anal sex?
Person 1: No, it preserves food you fucking dimwit.

by Steamkaptain July 28, 2021

Fridge Fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam0 "I got fridge fucked this morning at 2am. Balls."

Luke- "Have a Heineken."

by ltm2ww December 9, 2008

fridge pirate

Person who steals co-workers' food from the work fridge.

"Where the hell is my moistwich?"

"I think the fridge pirates stole yer work booty."

by eatmorchickn July 23, 2009

Fridgeanda

A cool and refreshing refridgerator stuffed inside a soft and cuddly panda bear. (Not a real Panda of course!!)

I like to store my chocolate milk and bologna in my fridgeanda.

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010