Freeway Raped

When one forces themself into a spot on the freeway where they weren't wanted/didn't fit.

"So i was just driving along and this dumb b**** freeway raped me."

by AnnoyedBeyond... September 25, 2011

LA Freeway

When a bartender takes a bar mat and pours the excess liquors into a shot glass and you drink it.

Hey Dude..I want a LA Freeway. Whats that man, its just all the shit thats overflown from random drinks that you mix and drink. YUMYUMYUM!

by Shawwwwwwty August 3, 2007

Hollywood Freeway Chicken

Aspiring actress who goes to Hollywood in search of her dreams but finds only heartbreak. In a flurry of tears she takes off in an old worn-down car, never to be seen again.

I thought Susan had potential, but she turned out to be just another hollywood freeway chicken.

by Brian Vaughn November 3, 2009

Freeday

The day when everybody is happy, since it's the last day of the school week and also the next day is Saturday and a Friday is the end of the school week.

origin: derived from friday and the portmanteau of adding freedom

A Freeday, has all the good sides of Friday

It's Freeday today so lets partay!!

by Seb_sta January 20, 2009

freejac

The art of reaching ejaculation without using your hands.

Logie and the boys are coming over for a group freejac session tonight.

by EjaculationStorm August 9, 2016

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

Felony Freeway

A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.

Shit man I'm on FELONY FREEWAY!

by Bob122222 February 11, 2009