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Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 16, 2012
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firsting

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.
by fav January 20, 2007
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frosting the mons

South florida slang term referring to the withdrawal technique during sexual intercourse. Immediately prior to ejaculation, the male withdraws and "blows his load" over the female's mons pubis, the anatomical region directly above the vagina, covered in pubic hair unless the female has recently waxed.

Most commonly encountered when sexual relations are ongoing, but early enough in the relationship that the female has not been taking her birth control pills long enough.
Jason: Hey Kenny- how are things going with you and that girl Kathy?

Kenny: Pretty good- we've been slammin for a bit now- Still frosting the mons though.

Jason: Still waiting for the pill to kick in?

Kenny: Yup- only 1 more week to go
by schmuckaneers June 23, 2009
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Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
by Shreddi April 23, 2019
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weasel frosting

noun

1 : maintenance of a web journal or weblog; blogging, especially trivialities and the results of name generators, meme generators, and internet quizzes

2 : a name generator, meme generator, or internet quiz

3 : an expression describing the elusiveness of content on the internet; an expression of doubt

4 : bikini wax

(Etymology : weasel : Middle English wesele, from Old English weosule; frosting : unknown)
The Hobbit Name Generator is nothing but weasel frosting.
by Peony Boffin of Whitfurrows December 6, 2003
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Frosting

1. Any kind of drug that has a hue of white. Could be a mixture of drugs.
2. The white liquid known as semen that comes from a man.
1. I heard that the man in room 254 is addicted to frosting.
2. The prostitute on that curb? I heard that she collected frosting that came from her johns.
by Thunderworm24 November 18, 2010
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Frosting

Any summertime act done, in appropriate summer time clothes or a state of total nudity, in deep snow.
Pumping gas in a pair of shorts and no shirt, in 12" of snow.
BBQ'ing in nothing but an apron...with a foot of snow on the ground.

"It snowed like 13" last night, so I thought I'd get in my mankini and go frosting for a cup of coffee on the deck."

"I know it's 4 degrees, and there's 2 feet of snow outside, but I'm just gonna go out in my apron and cook some shit up on the grill...frosting style."

"Nothing quite like getting into my bikini and going out into the deep snow to make some frosting snow angels."
by El Wgas February 6, 2012
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