Polish Foreplay

Throwing attitude back and forth while one eats a steaming potato in a dark room.

Gee chris, All this polish foreplay really has me ready for a polish bike ride.

by littlemscupcake November 12, 2009

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Forkplay

Forkplay is when, instead of having sex, you sit in the kitchen in your pajamas and eat everything. Alone.

Herp: Man, I had such a wild weekend. Went to the craziest party and I got six girls' numbers. What did you do this weekend?
Derp: Oh, you know, just a little forkplay action.

by XXXpinkranger September 25, 2011

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Anthony Weiner engaged in Facebook Foreplay by sending sexual messages to numerous consenting adult women throughout the United States. As of June 16, 2011, all but one of Weiner's known sext partners were over the age of 18. His actions and subsequent cover-up ultimately led him to resign his seat in the U.S. House of Representatives.

by GOP rules June 17, 2011

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Foreplay

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

The foreplay was great but I know nothing about the guy.

by S.I.B. April 23, 2014

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Foreplay Whore

A slutty TEASE, emphasis on the TEASE!!!!, doing ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING besides sex

Bob: Tim, how'd that hooker work for you, did you finally lose your virginity?!?!
Tim: No, turns out the money I payed went to a Foreplay Whore...
Bob: Awwwww... lolumad?

by Devilshredder June 23, 2011

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