The incorrect way of spelling the word phalanx. Click on the link to find out what it actually means.
Moron: Greeks sure had thum sum niiice falanx int that right?
Intellectual: You moron, it's phalanx.
Intellectual: You moron, it's phalanx.
by Jona, also known by some as, Tim December 12, 2006
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Get the Flanagasm mug.Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
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"I have this bad feeling about your plane ride. You have to get off...because the........felange....is um broken!¡!
by Jake's Girl May 27, 2004
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Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?
by Tommyt September 6, 2007
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Someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around God and/or the bible.
by Devin A. December 27, 2003
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