Quality of life.
Dude, don't act like your qol is so much better than mine just because you have the new ipod touch.
Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.
I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.
1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.
1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!
2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.
3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.
4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.
Your fingers, or hands.
My filangies are tingling.
A really charming insult.
Basically you're calling someone a maxi pad or a tampon.
Quit whining, you're being a pussy rag.
A way retarded old people might refer to the television.
"Can't you kids turn down that goddamn devil box?!"
A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".
Works well on drunk people.
Bored person: Get in the van!
Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?
Bored person: Right outside your house.
Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.