prissorsxrawks's definitions

Devil Box

A way retarded old people might refer to the television.

"Can't you kids turn down that goddamn devil box?!"

by prissorsxrawks February 21, 2009

get in the van

A fun game to play when there is literally nothing better to do. Get a random phone number and text "Get in the Van".

Works well on drunk people.

Bored person: Get in the van!

Drunk person: Okay. Where is it?

Bored person: Right outside your house.

Drunk person: I looked. I don't see it.

by prissorsxrawks October 5, 2009

on the vine

Young.
If someone says you're still on the vine, it means you're still young. Not ripe yet, y'know?

I may be sweet, but i'm still on the vine.

by prissorsxrawks May 16, 2008

pussy rag

A really charming insult.
Basically you're calling someone a maxi pad or a tampon.

Quit whining, you're being a pussy rag.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

Auto-Bestie

Automatic Best Friend.

When someone says something that really impresses or shocks you, so they become your best friend by default.

Did you just call that person a twat waffle? That's hilarious dude you're my auto-bestie.

by prissorsxrawks December 9, 2008

pussy wig

1. A wig you put on your cat.
2. A weave for your pubes.
3. Really fantastic insult.
4. Something you search for on google at four am because you're a dumbass.

1. Man, I bought my pussy-cat a really cute wig to wear. He looks hawt!

2. I got this rad ass pussy wig. You know, a merkin.

3. Dude, you're such a fucking pussy wig.

4. I'm bored, I think i'll google pussy wig and see what happens.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

hamburger pussy

Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.

I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.

by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009