Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.

1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."

by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

flurge

v. A cross between flush and purge

"I flurged the wax from my ears."

by ploppy November 21, 2002

Flurper

A homosexual male that sucks his own semen out of his partner's anus.

"Get away from me you damn flurper". OR "I'd like to flurp the shit out of that guys ass".

by Mike Garcia May 26, 2006

Flurder

flur-der

–noun
1.
Law . the killing of a fly under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include flurder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as mouse trapping or bug spray (first-degree flurder), and flurder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree flurder).
2.
Slang . something extremely difficult or perilous: That final exam was flurder!
3.
a group or flock of sea bass.

That woman Kate is the Flurderer!

by BandGodFather July 8, 2011

flurbert

laser-shooting narwhal

The great Norm was riding a flurbert

by The great Norm May 19, 2014

furgery

Noun.

(FER-jer-ee)

The act of having to precisely remove some portion of an animal's (usually a pet's) fur to separate the animal from an undesirable substance without harming the animal.

"I had to perform emergency furgery on our cat Marty today. He stepped in his poop and was tracking it all over the house!"

by Amiiigo!!! September 27, 2020

flurge

The sludge that is left at the bottom of a toilet after it is flushed.

That toilet needs to be cleaned, the last person left some flurge at the bottom.

by kz367 October 28, 2008