Flakey McFlakester

Another term for a flaky, unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all.

That Brett dude is a total Flakey McFlakester.

by krispy_k January 12, 2017

Fluckey

To feel fucking lucky and or sexually lucky.

i’m feeling fluckey about these cards in my hand” ; I feel fluckey tonight let’s hit the club

by Photahnics January 11, 2018

Flutey

The music that plays on the Castle Crashers world map, where people argue on where to go and what to do.

While Flutey plays in the background,

Player 1 will be trying to force everyone to the final boss
Player 2 will be trying to go to an earlier level
Player 3 is cursing and trying to force everyone to go to the shops
Player 4 will be biding his/her time to press the "Go Home" button.

I love that song that plays on the world map. Wasn’t it called “Flutey” or something?

by Yoshi705 May 22, 2020

The Fluker

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

Flukes

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.

The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.

by Ploppers October 24, 2007

Flukens

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.

George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.

by Young Beastly March 7, 2009

Fluke Skywalker

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.

1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.

by broofmo February 23, 2017