Flukens 

from the word 'fluke'. to flukens is to one-up, disrespect, or publicly shut down someone or a group of people.
for example, if you had a public debate in which you stuffed a fool so completely that he could say nothing and all of his points of validity are utterly destroyed, you have officially flukens him. this term cannot be used like 'fluke you' or anything like that, the word is flukens. all forms of the word (past, future, etc) are all flukens, not flukensed or fluked.

George bush flukens the whole world!

You flukens me!

When we play halo i flukens you with teabags.

Flukens by Young Beastly March 7, 2009

Flufenstanzer 

A pedofile word for Penis.

Hello little chaps. Have you seen my flufenstanzer?

Flufenstanzer by WafflesAndCake May 25, 2010

Flakenstein 

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.

Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

Flakenstein by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008

Flugenstein

An extremely awkward situation including a jewish individual in the presence of attractive women, girls, females, babes, chicks, hotties or ladies.

(Flugensteiner) - an individual who causes the situation described above.

WoW! Last night at the fair was nothing more than flugenstein, it was terrible!

Look at that kid, hes clearly a flugensteiner!

Flugenstein by the OG experience January 15, 2009

Flukes 

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.

The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.

Flukes by Ploppers October 24, 2007

flukenhagen 

(1) the act of fluking to the extreme in which no other words can be used to describe it. (2) to describe indescribable actions. (3) To produce an item that will create many laughs and fun for all

(1) I flukenhagened that jump so bad.
(2) That was flukenhagenly awesome
(3) We should totally flukenhagen that idea right now

flukenhagen by esvaamna June 18, 2011

Fukens 

A Fuken, pronounced Fyoo-ken, not Fucken, is a person who never drops anything and refuses to let go a stupid little fight that happened a while ago. Someone who is a Fuken seeks attention and cannot function without it. They will ask their friends' irrelevant questions to back up their points. Not only are they attention whores, but they also seem to think that everyone likes them and their opinions no matter how stupid. Basically, you can't win with these guys because they never shut up. It's best to ignore them.

Look at Shawn, what a fucking Fuken.
The definition of fukens is a group of people that do stupid things for attention.

Fukens by Motherfuckernextdoor September 19, 2018