Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.

1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.

by broofmo March 08, 2017

Fluke Skywalker

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.

1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.

by broofmo February 23, 2017