Flogging Dolphin

When you bang a chick doggy style and flail your arms out making dolphin sounds like jim carrey in ace ventura.

John did the flogging dolphin last night when he was banging the forehead girl.

by Eric boner October 17, 2007

Flowing

When a female gets her period.

Not tonight honey, I'm flowing.

Cousin "Flow" came to visit.

by Pj Clarence May 12, 2006

Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.

Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.

by DJerak G August 12, 2012

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

corn floggin'

To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.

You get the idea.

Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I had to go corn floggin'.

by trtyrtdyhrthrdtrhrt July 1, 2008

flogging the dolphin

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003