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Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009
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forgetabilia

The word first arose in 1996 in my feverish imagination when I was confronted by a New York City lawyer whose office was cluttered with meaningless memorabilia. I saw nothing memorable or valuable about much of his stuff and chose to redefine it.
Some people like to collect memorabilia. I like to throw away forgetabilia.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
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Forgetting

Used to replace fucking in a sentance, just like in the Cee Lo Green song "Forget you", replacing the version "Fuck you", and in the SNL skit.
Q: Did you hear tomorrow everyone is ditching work.
A: No way! You gotta be forgetting kidding me.
by Pinkymona January 18, 2011
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forget me nots

drugs that make you black out like xanax klonopin and valiums
dude he took a whole hand full of forget me nots then pounded liquor... hes not gonna remember a damn thing
by prodigyice February 15, 2010
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forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.
Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!
by mishthefish September 9, 2009
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Forget about it

New York term for:"No comment" or "I would rather not say".
Usually sounds like "Forgedaboudit" and spoken slightly loud to put an end to the subject.
Vinnie: So Guido, how much money did you make at the race track yesterday?
Guido: Forget about it!
by thedzone October 17, 2009
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Net Forget

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.
I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I'm such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.
by return_null September 6, 2015
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