Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

by Melloro January 7, 2011

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flooper

The foulest of all farts not involving shit stains in your pants, an underwater fart.

Darcie busted a mean flooper in the pool that capsized my toy sail boat.

by Cong Kong August 7, 2007

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flowcember

flow=long and or curly hair. the 12th month in the year that consists of worshipping and the growing of sick flow. only 10% of people truly master sick flow, the other 90% just end up looking like a grimy greaser.

flow montana, troy polamalu, young gretzky, lil wayne, pink flowd, ramflow, johny depp from blow, chuck norris, billy rae cyrus, young mario flowpez

question:hey bro are u attending flowcember this year?
answer: yea bro

by product of canada December 4, 2010

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fooce

To deteriorate into an unthinking mess, through drugs or otherwise, characterized by the inability to properly spell fuck.

Alternative spelling: fuce.

adv. I could totally tell Sam was fooced last night when I was talking to her on facebook and she said that she was fuced.

v. Dude, I'm foocing my fucing brains out man.

by Big McDickson February 10, 2010

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