Filthy Florence

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.

Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.

by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010

flomhead

Someone who acts foolishly or is just a total idiot.

Look at that flomhead!

by SM17oz July 6, 2007

florence, new jersey

The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.

All people in Florence, New Jersey are dumb.

by stonersunite July 11, 2017

Florek

The last name of the best person in the world aka My Best Friend Niles

That Florek sounds like a pretty good guy

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe May 20, 2018

Flore

Usually used in Dutch to say that someone is Fun to be with and usually a junkie or acts as one .

Translated. Man that girl is a real Flore

by Aedaxoo October 26, 2019

Hurricane Florence

The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.

East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!

Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.

Media: Go Fuck yourself.

by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018

Maria-Florence

Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺

Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃

by swaggybleep January 7, 2021