floatys

something you wear in the water

i wore my floatys today swimming!

by nikki February 20, 2005

floofy

something big, hairy, gross, etc.

ex. 1 : "ew, my hair is all floofy today!"
ex. 2 : "what's that ugly floofy thing in the toilet?"
ex. 3 : "why is your cooch all floofy?"

by xscottxamyxsamanthaxmariahx June 11, 2006

Floaty

A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .

Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .

by Moodeser July 4, 2018

Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floofy

(adjective) :adorably goofy, to the extent that girls are oddly tempted for a second kiss with the individual. See also: abraham

- Your goofy but in a floofy way!

by cguo February 9, 2015

yellow floofy thing

kellyish for her yellow tweety bird phone book

wheres my yellow floofy thing

by analog_anarchy August 31, 2004