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Scottish slang for a floppy penis. The word is derived from a combination of the words "floppy" and "boaby", the latter being Scottish slang for penis.
Aww mate chief Ryan's got a proper floaby
SK loves the floaby in his jobby
Floaby by Floaby March 11, 2018
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A nickname close friends give each other in greeting from the heart, telling others that they are extremely close
"Hey did you hear David and Liam call each other Floaby earlier?"
"Yeah I never realised they were that close!"
Floaby by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook
Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.
floaty dance by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

flip flop floobity flosby 

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.
Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.

Flobbyknockers 

An expression of annoyance used instead of the word 'shit' 'fuck' etc.
Oh flobbyknockers! I just remembered I've got an appointment to have a Brazilian bikini wax done and I've worn my giant-Granny pants with the holes in them.
Flobbyknockers by Erica Munter March 1, 2007

floaty head 

The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.
Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.
floaty head by lyssaland January 20, 2011
A type of texture or adjective for people or food.
An Icee that hasn't fully frozen.
person 1 "Dang my icee looks weird."
person 2 "Aw that thing is floamy!"

A person's face
person 1 "Have you seen Dave?"
person 2 "Yea, he's been looking floamy lately."

This is floamy, that is floamy.
floamy by darknyan February 1, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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