Pull a fast one on me

Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying

"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or

"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"

This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens

Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money

(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "

(Girl #2): Why? what happened?

(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill

by Myke Nozam July 1, 2015

Gotta Go Fast

Sonic the Hedgehog's most famous phrase, also the phrase repeated the most amount of times in Sonic X's opening theme.

Sonic: Gotta go fast!

by Minecart696 September 5, 2016

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

Fast Freddie

The closest "pop up" target in a standard 300-yard US Army rifle shooting range. Fast Freddie is the only half-torso target used, all other targets are full-torso. Fast Freddie pops up 50-75M from the shooting pit.

I recommend you miss one of the 300-meter targets on purpose so you have an extra bullet in case you miss Fast Freddie.

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

fastcore

Fastcore is a derivative for of hardcore, started in the early to mid 80s by bands such as Koro, Urban Waste and Deep Wound. Fastcore is closely related to thrashcore and powerviolence.

I bought Koro's 700 Club EP and every song was about 30 seconds. It was one of the first fastcore albums.

by crustfan April 13, 2007

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.

That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!

by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011