flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 09, 2004

flapjack

lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back

Harold flapjacked in bed.

by sombodiididididid January 03, 2011

Flapjacker

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.

I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

by Peter McFucknuckles January 31, 2007

flapjack

Some bozo who's always bein dumb..

That fukin flapjack turned in front o me!

by ARtful_D0dg3r September 25, 2004

flapjack

The act of screwing a flap or fold of fat or skin. Similar to a tittyfuck without the boobs.

I busted a load while flapjacking in her back fat.

by RDZombie February 07, 2008

flapjacks

Flapjacks - a very loose pussy that resembles "flapjacks"

"that woman had mad flapjacks"

by ilovethecack May 06, 2003

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 03, 2011