Definitions by Hayhog

Streaky bacon 

Abnormally long vagina flaps

"did you go down on her?"

"Yeah bro, I nearly choked on her streaky bacon"

Streaky bacon by Hayhog October 2, 2025

Cone 

Cone; A slang term used for a woman's vagina

"I love a tight cone."
Or
"Oh my God, did you hear about her cone? Apparently it looks like a dropped flapjack!"

Cone by Hayhog May 27, 2025

FlapJack 

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."

"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"

FlapJack by Hayhog May 27, 2025