Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

by Donkey Toboggan July 19, 2008

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 18, 2013

fat flabs

The flabs on the stomach or legs of a fat chick.

Justin: hey zack did you do you girlfriend last night.
Zack: no i couldn't find her vagina so i just grabbed two fat flabs and went at it.

by awz yea mang September 07, 2010

titty flabs

when girls wear a low cut shirt and you can see a little boob hanging out of the shirt.

He was staring at her titty flabs.

by xO lil missy Ox March 09, 2005

Flabs of Steel

my stomach has flabs i.e the opposite of abs

friend - I've got abs of steel!

other friend- Oh...I gotta get me some "abs of steel"... I've got "flabs of steel" ...

by Walkie-Talkie February 01, 2011

Flab

A subsittute word for the curse words "fuck" and "damn". Adding an "-bit" to the end, usually subsitutes the words "damnit" or "fuckit", adding a "-bing" subsitutes the word "fucking".

"God flabbit! I forgot my math book!"
"FLAB! That guy is flabbing hot!"

by LynnN.H. May 01, 2008