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Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
β€œIs the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
β€œNah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 04, 2020
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