Pitchforking

The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.

My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.

by DirtyMind303 January 7, 2015

pitchfork'd

Being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
This is what you're bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
Known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. The degree of effectiveness depends on the number, spacing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's that sticking out of your back?"
Dude 2: "My sorry ass got pitchfork'd!"

by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.

Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.

by mous3 September 26, 2011

Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.

Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.

by PurplePooch March 11, 2020

pitchforks and knives

When one kicks another when down. When life is tough and you express it to someone so that someone makes it tougher.

Olivia told Mark she saw her grandpa had slit his throat when she came home, but Mark greeted her with pitchforks and knives when he called her a liar.

by sound recollection November 25, 2025

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018

Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.

Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!

by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018