FireHosing

When a man sticks his dick down a womens throat and pisses in her while deep throating her

Man, I gave her a narly firehose last night. She loves firehosing

by SGTWG January 13, 2020

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.

Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”

by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019