firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.

Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”

by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024

doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021