fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Oral Fingering

The action of sticking your finger in your or another person's mouth.

The dentist was arrested for oral fingering with his hands to check his patient's mouth.

by Dweebis5318008 May 14, 2018

Dab Fingering

An incredibly difficult dance move that requires one to simultaneously dab and finger another person

Person 1: Hey have you seen Julian anywhere?

Person 2: Yeah I saw him Dab fingering someone on the dance floor

by LoserJoolian February 2, 2019

No-fingering-february

Girls aren’t aloud to touch them selfs in February

Girl I want to touch my self but ohh wait it’s no-fingering-February

by Mydadtouchedme24537 November 2, 2019

IG User Findingyourchill

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009