cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor

Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.

by I Need Velcro November 19, 2010

Fibbler

It is a mix between fibber and liar. It is something to call someone after they have told a lie.

Johnny: I didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar.

Mom: Johnny, you are a rat faced fibbler.

by Alliekins66 December 27, 2009

Fiblag

The time that elapses when the police asks a suspect a simple question, such as "what is your last name?"

LaVoris had a case of fiblag when the officer axed him what he was doing in the used car lot with a lug wrench at 3am.

by bookworm1635 December 30, 2009

fimilar

a cross between 'familiar' and 'similar'

This road looks fimilar.

by heheyo August 6, 2010

Fumble the bag

To drop the ball. To fuck up the money

I gave him a chance and told him not to fumble the bag.

by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018

fumblehammer

1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.
2. When you seriously injure yourself.

1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."
2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.

by Siril Frein February 10, 2006

twitty fibbler

When a person tickles the backside of someone's scrotum and also the gooch/taint while saying, "TWITTY FIBBLER!" One can also perform twitty fibbler on themselves, although this is frowned upon in some societies.

"I don't wanna have a boring night....give me a twitty fibbler!"

by Twitty Fibbler On The Roof August 5, 2013