Filbilly

A person or persons who come from the provincial/rural parts of the Philippines where the general population is very poor and as a result the masses must live off the land: these conditions produce Filipinos who are uneducated in "City ways" or "Street smarts”, not unlike the American hillbilly. They will often refer to anecdotes that are common place for them that they fully believe are the norm for the rest of the world. They are not dumb, just uneducated when it comes to the way the rest of the world operates. (You try growing up without running water!)

(These are actual things said by Filipinos I know personally)

Filbilly
EX 1 Filipina: Why are you buying dog food for that dog? In the Philippines dogs eat only leftovers.

EX 2 Filipino: Where I'm from we are taught that in order to have a healthy baby you must drink a lot of beer, this makes the babies stronger.

EX 3 Filipina: Combining shrimp and chicken in one meal will result in cancer.

by I got you back July 17, 2009

Failbox 360

The Xbox 360, which has more hardware failures than the Windows Operating System has viruses. You have to pay for the Xbox Live subscription, 99.99% of the DLC in one form or another, and it does not support true High-Def gameplay.

Take about $500, buy a PS3 for $299, then pick up a second controller and charge cord for about &75, then use the rest of your cash to buy some good games and maybe a little DLC.

Gamer 1: Man, how in the f**k could this thing RROD again after everything I've tried?

Gamer 2: Nice Failbox 360..........save yourself a headache and buy a PS3.

Gamer 1: STFU

by Xbox-hata' October 7, 2010

felbow

when someones arm is so fat that you cannot tell where their forearm and elbow begins or ends.

that chick has some serious felbows

by crunk man September 12, 2005

failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

Filosofem

Great album by Burzum, the black metal solo project of Varg Qisling Larssøn Vikernes.

Filosofem was recorded in 1996. It is full of wonderful cold creaking - beautifully strange sound.

Songs:
1. Dunkelheit ('Darkness') 2. Jesus' Tod ('The Death Of Jesus') 3. Erblicket die Tochter des Firmaments ('Beholding the Daughters of The Firmament') 4. Gebrechlichkeit .i. ('Decrepitude .i.' ) 5. Rungang um die transzendentale Saule der Singularitat ('Tour around the transcendential colums of singularity') 6. Gebrechlichket .ii. ('Decrepitude .ii.')

Unfortunately, some of Vargs thoughts are bulls**ts. Esp. his inclination to neo-facism.

"Have you ever heard the masterpiece called Filosofem?"

by Massucko January 2, 2006

Tom Filosa

1. Bird-Ass Nigga that talks a lot of shit about various topics.

2. Official Facebook "VJ" (Video-Jockey)

3. Professional Pole Smoker

4. Wigger

Random #1: "Did you see that video that "Tom Filosa" posted on his Facebook?"

Will: "This fucking guy posts video's all day, Which one?"

Random #1: "That music video from Riff Raff"

Will: "Absolutely not!!"

by iBigWiLL January 6, 2012

Failbooking

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

by happyho April 8, 2010