spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom July 11, 2008

fiber optic wiener

A biological enhancement to a wiener that allows the user to ejaculate at a high rate of speed

I just got my fiber optic wiener installed and now I can ejaculate across the room!

by TallBoyBen April 10, 2021

fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.

At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."

by Romez February 28, 2008

Men of low moral fiber

Pirates.

TALK TO Men of Low Moral Fiber (pirates)

by Fester Shinetop July 22, 2009

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

A million little fibers

Remember when Towlie wrote and sold his memoirs? This almost exactly like that!

Hym “This is almost exactly like a million little fibers! Virtual identical. Why did they care so much about him being a towel!? 🤣😂”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022

i love you with every fiber in my body

It means this girl/boy really truly loves you with every thing in them down to the last atom and molecule. Most people who say it are truly in love.

"I love you with every fiber in my body"

I loved him with every fiber in my body

by XxDefintion_MasterXx August 10, 2017