Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021

Fiat Mine

Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.

I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.

Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.

by Weather_No_Blues March 13, 2022

fiat miat

a super over the top fatass mofo who was a small penis and has 1 friend named big meech

Look at Fiat Miat over there i guess big meech didnt wanna hangout

by youdontknowroo August 17, 2011

Fiat Uno

The car that will always be different from any other hatch back. Comes in red, blue, white and sometimes brown. is comfy, drives like a dream and never fails to get you from point A to point B. Made in Italy, and designed to drive 5 people over rough Roman roads without a problem. Front wheel drive and only made with Manual transmission.

Look its a fiat uno. I would be so cool if i had one.

by Stefan Brakus May 30, 2006

fiat 126

it's basically a shoe box on wheels

Son: Dad what is that cars name?

Dad: No son, it's not a car it's a shoe box on wheels

some may also call it a fiat 126. (it's a REALLY small car)

by GuuseTT July 9, 2017

fiat 500 cunt

Normally a hair dressers car. But are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a BMW, Mercedes, Audi)

"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"

by Gremmo July 24, 2017

Fiat Punto

A complete pile of fucking horse shit with an engine and four wheels. Looking to be overtaken by every other car on the fucking road (including hybrids?) buy a Fiat Punto. The worst day of my life was when I bought it, the best day was when I sold it.

Me: What car do you drive?

Looser: A Fiat Punto

Me: Fuck off you poor cunt.

by Anon_4_U June 15, 2011