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fuctitude

The cops stopped me with a bag of weed and I was in some serious fuctitude.
by Spoonie March 26, 2003
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destitude

Noun derived from destitute.
The vast destitude of cyberspace.
by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007
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festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .
Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

Festivals edm raves prostitution edc las vegas music djs dance money hooker electronic dance music slinging sex housemusic hookin makethatmoney pimp fleshpot
by ubermilf May 20, 2016
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Fattitude

An overweight person acting rudely or behaving poorly toward an in-shape person. This may include being judgemental.
The woman in the red shirt had a fattitude from the second she saw me.
by Jillimac September 28, 2020
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fetytude

when an individual has a bad, grumpy, rude attitude due to the consumption of Fentanyl.
That guy's a jerk, he has a bad fetytude!
by Sikwyddit February 4, 2022
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Hessticular Fortitude

The state of being unusually courageous in a corporate environment that causes an individual to utter wildly inappropriate comments, especially when taken out of context. Most often occurs to a Golden Boy.
Golden Boy, in the middle of a meeting: It smells like SEX in here!

Others: Wow, that took some hessticular fortitude to say that in front of the boss.
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