carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

fermion

The little particle that drives fermentation.

It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

by Orthogonal Jones June 22, 2008

Farmington STEAM Academy

The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.

Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks

Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart

by sloppytoppy445 March 13, 2020

Feminamoric

When a non binary person is only attracted to females. So a person who is feminamoric does not fit with male or female so will not identify as straight or gay but is still only attracted to females.

I am not a man or a woman but I only like woman? Well I guess I am feminamoric.

by Steveismynameandiamnotreal January 18, 2021

ant farmin

When the motel your about to check into looks like Uncle Milton's Ant Farm from the street because of all the live ins going in and out, from one room to another.

Honey, lets go somewhere else. It looks like this place is Ant Farmin.

by DpapaEMc March 21, 2016

shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.

The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.

by Maak4060 May 10, 2016

Feminator

A plastic, lidded plastic urinal jug specifically designed for women.

{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!

by Telephony June 24, 2014