feng schwasted 

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

feng schwasted by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

feng shuanal 

something you would say or scream at the tv when you see one of those self-important designers explaining the "che" of the dump they just redesigned. also to be used in person when some overblown, braindead idiot goes on and on about how their sty is much more in harmony than your palace.

my god man, did you really just say that that's the wrong plant for my personality? you are one feng shuanal moron. now get the f--- out of my pub.

feng shuanal by publican September 22, 2009

Feng shui face

This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.

It is usually a term of effection.

Damon, your face has nice feng shui.

Or...
Damon, you've got a nice Feng shui face

Feng shui face by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016

Feng Shwack 

1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.

BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.

BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.

Feng Shwack by Long Beach Lingo September 3, 2016

Feng Shui 

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

Feng Shui by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Feng Jie Guo 

The big dick gunna, do not, and I repeat, do not fuck with this man, he’ll fuck your shit up like a medium rare steak at outback. Only the sexiest men have the initials of “FJG” and this man gots it, he is a national level god of men. As one Feng Jie Guo would say. “Kachow Nigga”

“Feng Jie Guo will fuck your bitch”

Feng Jie Guo by The Willy whipper September 3, 2019

feng shui 

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

feng shui by ellie who better than jd February 14, 2021