Changing something, particularly within a group of people, that affects everyone. This change can be seen as uncomfortable or different, and will not go unnoticed, however small it is.
When Evan pulled the lunch table forward, if only a few inches, he had fenged up the shui for everyone sitting at it.
Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!
Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!
by Flying starfruit August 3, 2016

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.
by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.
by FengCao August 4, 2009

by wocaonima December 8, 2021

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."
by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.
"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."
"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."
"Yes. I know."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
by Spacemannn January 7, 2020
