Russian Monkey Felcher

The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!

Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !

by BB and Filth December 14, 2008

Felcher

A gay man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks the nut out of his ass, then spitting it into the other man's mouth, who then swallows it becoming a "felcher".

No man let's not go into that bar. It looks like it might be full of felchers.

by Badwelda July 4, 2008

felcher

after cumming in a womans ass. Felching is the act of sucking the cum out of her ass with a straw.

after I blew my load in her ass, i felched it all up.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003

felcher

Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.

An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher

by Mr Ray May 5, 2005

Felcher

1.Someone who consumes Seamen from another persons orifice

2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin

to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard

Dave Slammed his bird in da ass and exploded iz load up er. Den Drank it. Felcher Innit

by freddy felcher June 18, 2006

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005