feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

feeding the ducks by RandomDude July 1, 2003

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Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.

"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."

Feeding the Freepers by Iandb1 January 8, 2005

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Feeding the Pig

Working at a place of employment that requires little work. The time of which, is mostly spent surfing the net, watching internet TV, and instant messaging friends.

"Hey Chuck whats up?" "Not much Joe, just catching up on The Office and feeding the pig."

Feeding the Pig by Joe Snoop Dog June 17, 2008

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feeding the pony

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

feeding the pony by howie December 1, 2003