fecalpheliac

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.

Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.

Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

gave her a facial

Shooting cum on a girls face

I pulled out and gave her a facial

by kjac001 August 10, 2016

Fecalphiliac-Fuck

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.

Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."

by YJGenesee March 19, 2008

fecal confetti

Little floating remnants of shit left after and incomplete flush.

Usually partially digested pieces of lettuce or other green veggies that resemble confetti.

AKA salad shooter or ass plasma

Nathan just didn't use the courtesy flush and he left a bunch of fecal confetti in there.

by jamal johnson 1 December 28, 2007

facial erection

a girl blushing.

Blushing is blood rushing to the face. An erection is blood rushing to the penis. Blushing is a facial erection.

by DanRico October 5, 2013

fecal overspray

During a particularly explosive bowel movement, the residuals splattered on the bowl above the water level is considered to be Fecal Overspray. This is not to be confused with underspray.

My co-worker really laid a bomb down in the mens room today. The worst part was that he left all his fecal overspray to harden on the bowl and didnt clean it off all day.

by bootysmaxarax January 23, 2017

Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008