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chief feature

character flaw; personality defect; one of 7 chief features of the ego that one must overcome to be whole
which one is your chief feature?

self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience.
by admityourhuman September 23, 2013
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Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.
Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
by jacobre1 February 27, 2008
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nurture feature

Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator
dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature
by Cuban711 April 11, 2008
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Creature Feature

A weird, creepy or otherwise strange person that is undesirable to be around. This is someone who creeps you the fuck out.
Did you see that weird ass guy who kept staring you down? He was a total creature feature!!
by Lynnze November 2, 2011
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negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.
There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!
by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001
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The bouncy flashy taskbar button feature

A 'feature' of Windows XP and a type of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')

Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).

A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.

Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.

There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.

User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
by Guest March 9, 2005
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Double feature

When you dose on acid, and as you’re peaking, you snort a fat line of coke.
Did you hear about Henry? He did a double feature over the weekend, and reached enlightenment.
by francispoulenc February 23, 2018
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