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Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".
when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.
by Gene Bob October 23, 2004
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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
by spacer_ June 15, 2008
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fat fold

a excess of human skin found on obese persons that overlaps itself, creating small pockets in which some believe small pieces of food can be tucked away for later.
"Instead of finishing his 4th Whopper, he simply tucked it in his fat folds for later."
by mgiljum October 12, 2008
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Fat Folds

When a fat person has so much fat on their bodies that it has actually started folding over itself and looks discusting unless you like to recieve fat wanks.
"Oh my god! That bitch has some serious fat folds going on!"
by darkhawk91 August 2, 2009
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Fat Freshman

A blowjob that sucks so bad, the girl has to finish you off with a handjob. Named after fat freshmen college chicks that have no prior blowjob experience.
After an hour of sloppy dick licking and barely sucking on the tip, the night ended with a fat freshman.
by Birdman77 July 7, 2010
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Fat Feisty

-Phrase that describes a sloppy reaction to that which is desired.

-A run or shamble that would resemble a newborn learning to walk.

-Gawk, Ogle, and/or drooling at guilty pleasures

*A person getting 'Fat Feisty' does not pertain to their weight, but instead just the action/reaction that person has toward an object or event.
"I went home and got all fat feisty on some surprise pizza"

"A group of teenage or girls got fat feisty at the site of Zac Efron"

"That bitch got all fat feisty on my dick bro!"
by Sc0tticus & Mechantx February 3, 2012
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Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS
DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS
by milk in bread balls August 27, 2022
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