masturbating

The act of being busy but still not really having anything to do.

"Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"

by TiCyB September 8, 2008

Masturbating

For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)

Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.

by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009

unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009

Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.

1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Farturbating

Farturbating, the less-acceptable version of the farting and masturbating incarnations (the other being Masturfaring), is when one elects to masturbate after they have already begun to pass gass (i.e. fart).

The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are Farturbating. Congratulations. If you begin masturbating and realize you are gassy, though continue, you are masturfarting. Also, congratulations.

For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING

I was gassy, but didn't want that to prevent me from re-living my makeout sesh with Britney last night. I had to start farturbating

by MasturBATing September 27, 2010

masturbating

somethign to do to pass the time

i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!

by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004

big rubber masturbating shoes

The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.

I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes

by NFG_Bleachy July 10, 2017