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Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.
Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.
by xanadude313 September 7, 2019
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Fastergated

To Engage and/or feel and certain pleasure during a quickly, the pleasure usually feeling better than regular mating.
Random: What did you do before school?

Guy: I got a quickly

Random: ok that’s enough

Guy: When I fastergated, dannnng that was good, it was sooooo good

Random: stop
by Sussy1469 May 28, 2021
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Fastester

When you’re faster than fastest
Person 1: Hey! Heard ya gonna run a marathon!

Person 2: I sure am!

Person 1: Then go fastester
by Kneed4Speed January 12, 2023
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Fakerest

Someone who always ducks attempts to race in sonic because they are scared and chicken cuz they know they'll lose because of how goated I am. Also someone who is pretty mid at Egyptian but also not really don't look at the score.
Person 1(J): RACE ME
Person 2(R): Nah, because I'm fakerest and I'm scared I'm gonna get dusted
by BestRacer405 September 2, 2025
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Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.
Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town
by Brysaltz November 8, 2025
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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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