farker

Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.

You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.

"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."

by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005

Fark Off

A variation of the word Fuck Off
It is a colloquial term used primarily by southern English farmers but many more cantankerous persons from the region do also use it. In general it is a popoular term for humankinds who consider themselves "grumpy bastads" eg; those who feel querulous and lackadaisical toward others to the extent that they feel no need to engage in converstion with them...at all...never.

Happy Chappy - Hello there my freind, how be you on such a wonderful summers evening
Grumpy Bastad - Fark Off...
Happy Chappy - Ermm...Ok...
Grumpy Bastad - Meh...

by TizToTheWiz July 23, 2008

Farse

A word used to describe something no other word can describe. When someone is acting in a very difficult/unnecessary way or out of the ordinary to cause some kind of problem or atmosphere. 'Farseness' can typically be something which someone is doing that causes a difficulty for the majority or extra-ordinary behaviour to try to be annoying

Why are you kicking the ball away for? We are trying to play football, you're farse man.

Or
Dan is farse, he won't take me to Maccies even though he wants to go and we are going the same way.

by M-Papito April 7, 2015

Famski

A mixture of broski and fam

Ay yo fam, u going to the party?

Nah famski, I’m gonna stay home instead

by 420vapegod June 3, 2019

farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008